This is a monster made by the incomparable Michele Chidester, (drogochideseter) ( http://michelechidester.com ), who is probably the most fantastic crafter I've ever known, and is also supremely nice, as is exhibited by the fact that after making this amazing fellow she gave him to me and he is now hanging with me nightly on my futon.
He is based on a little watercolor I did awhile back.
Not only did she capture the original picture amazingly, but she made it 10X better by making his robes removable, revealing the horrors within!!!
Here he is fully in the nude, revealing plump thighs and a poochy chest in addition to his gaping maw (plus, you can stick your arm way, way down his throat!!!)
In the watercolor I did, he was selling rats and smoking Marlboros. We haven't gotten any rats yet, but I did find some candy cigarettes called King Lion. Here's me and him chillin' with our chocolate smokes. We're both looking mighty cool. I'm looking pretty greasy, but actually that's a lot less greasy than I usually am.
You will notice that he is huge. He also feels super great because Michele put chicken wire in him or something, so he's really solid.
A pensive shot.
I think Michele has gotten over being amused and has started to feel distressed at how much I like his butt. It's giant and firm with two round, fat cheeks.
Here I get a little overexcited.
...And he gets a little over excited too.
Bye bye now!